Sex and the City gave us some of the best quotes about fashion, sex, love and friendship. So let's recap some of the funniest, most astute and heart-warming lines from the oh-so fabulous Carrie Bradshaw & co.
1. ‘I’ve spent $40,000 on shoes and I have no place to live? I will literally be the old woman who lived in her shoes!’ Carrie Bradshaw

Carrie Bradshaw
2. ‘Honey, what’s the point of being in the suburbs if you’re not going to fuck a gardener?’ Samantha Jones

Samantha Jones
3. ‘I know your friends just fine. Charlotte is the brunette, Miranda is the redhead, and Samantha is trouble.’ Mr Big

Mr Big and Carrie Bradshaw
4. ‘He has one ball, and I have a lazy ovary! In what twisted world does that create a baby? It’s like the Special Olympics of conception.’ Miranda Hobbes

Miranda Hobbes
5. ‘I don’t want to be the up-the-butt girl, because I mean… Men don’t marry up-the-butt girl. Whoever heard of Mrs. Up-The-Butt? No, no, no. I can’t. I want children and nice bedding, and I just can’t handle this right now.’ Charlotte York

Charlotte York
6. ‘Ugly sex is hot. Some of the best sex I’ve had is with people I can’t stand.’ Anthony Merentino

Anthony Merentino
7. ‘Gay men understand what’s important: clothes, compliments and cocks.’ Samantha

Carrie Bradshaw
8. ‘Easy?! You men have no idea what we’re dealing with. Teeth placement and jaw stress and suction and gag reflex. And all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don’t call it a job for nothing.’ Samantha

Samantha Jones
9. ‘What’s the big mystery? It’s my clitoris, not the sphinx.’ Miranda

Miranda Hobbes
10. ‘Trey, you have a boner… I can’t discuss my notes if you have a boner.’ Charlotte

Charlotte York
11. ‘Sexy is what I try to get them to see me as after I win them over with my personality.’ Miranda

Miranda Hobbes
12. ‘I think I have monogamy. I caught it from you people.’ Samantha

Samantha Jones
13. ‘And then I realised something, twenty-something girls are just fabulous, until you see one with the man who broke your heart.’ Carrie

Miranda, Samantha and Carrie
14. ‘Oh please, there’s always a competition with an ex, it’s called ‘who’ll die miserable?’ Samantha

Charlotte and Samantha
15. ‘Abso-fucking-lutely.’ Mr Big

Carrie and Mr Big
16. ‘He raped my face. I’m never dating again.’ Charlotte

Miranda, Charlotte, Samantha and Carrie
17. ‘I feel the same way about being a bridesmaid as you feel about Botox. Painful and unnecessary.’ Samantha

Miranda, Charlotte, Carrie and Samantha
18. ‘He doesn’t even know me , the least he could do is get to know me before he rejects me.’ Miranda

Miranda, Charlotte, Samantha and Carrie
19. ‘I curse the day you were born!’ Charlotte

Charlotte, Carrie, Samantha and Miranda
20. ‘The fact is, sometimes it’s really hard to walk in a single woman’s shoes. That’s why we need really special ones now and then to make the walk a little more fun’. Carrie

Carrie Bradshaw
21. ‘I like my money where I can see it – hanging in my closet.’ Carrie

Carrie Bradshaw
22. ‘Maybe we can be each other’s soul mates. And then we can let men be just these great, nice guys to have fun with.’ Charlotte

Charlotte, Carrie, Samantha and Miranda
23. ‘Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.’ Samantha

Samantha Jones
24. ‘Do any of you have a completely unremarkable friend or maybe a houseplant I could go to dinner with on Saturday night?’ Miranda

Miranda, Carrie, Charlotte and Samantha
25. ‘Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you’re pretty sexy and you’re taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.’ Carrie

Carrie Bradshaw
26. ‘You and I are like that red wall. It’s a good idea in theory, but somehow it doesn’t quite work.’ Carrie

Carrie Bradshaw
27. ‘All righty? He said all righty? Now I’m thinking the upsetting thing isn’t that you proposed, it’s that you proposed to a guy that says “all righty”.’ Carrie

Carrie Bradshaw
28. ‘Oh my God! Do you know what these are? Manolo Blahnik Mary Janes! I thought these were an urban shoe myth!’ Carrie

Carrie Bradshaw
29. ‘I’m not even sure bisexuality exists. I think it’s just a layover on the way to Gay Town.’ Carrie

Mr Big and Carrie
30. ‘Somewhere out there is another little freak who will love us and understand us and kiss our three heads and make it all better’. Carrie

Carrie Bradshaw
31. ‘I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it.’ Carrie

Carrie Bradshaw
32. ‘I couldn’t understand a word she was saying, but I felt I had in my possession all the Italian I’d ever need to know: Dolce, Dolce, Dolce.’ Carrie

Carrie and Mr Big
33. ‘I will not be the first one to speak. And if he never calls me again, I’ll always think of him fondly, as an asshole.’

Carrie Bradshaw
34. ‘Monogamy is on its way out again. It had a brief comeback in the 90s, but as the millennium approaches, everyone’s leaving their options open.’ Stanford Blatch

Carrie and Stanford
35. ‘I will not be judged by you or society. I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe – and kneel.’ Samantha

Samantha Jones
36. ‘To me the mark of a fine penis is width.’ Miranda

Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte and Samantha
37. ‘Beauty is fleeting, but a rent-controlled apartment overlooking the park is forever.’ Carrie

Carrie Bradshaw
38. ‘I used to think those people who sat alone at Starbucks writing on their laptops were pretentious posers. Now I know: They are people who have recently moved in with someone.’ Carrie

Carrie Bradshaw
39. ‘I’m looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can’t-live-without-each-other love.’ Carrie

Carrie Bradshaw
40. ‘They say nothing lasts forever; dreams change, trends come and go, but friendships never go out of style.’ Carrie

Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte and Samantha
41. ‘After all, seasons change, so do cities; people come into your life and people go. But it’s comforting to know that the ones you love are always in your heart. And if you’re very lucky, a plane ride away.’ Carrie

Carrie Bradshaw
42. ‘When men attempt bold gestures, generally it’s considered romantic. When women do it, it’s often considered desperate or psycho.’ Carrie

Charlotte, Carrie and Miranda
43. ‘Men who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be.’ Carrie

Carrie Bradshaw
44. ‘In a courtroom, reasonable doubt can get you off for murder. In an engagement, it makes you feel like a bad person’ Miranda

Carrie and Mr Big
45. ‘Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls… because they can.’ Samantha

The Sex and the City girls
46. ‘I’m a 34-year-old woman with braces and I’m on a liquid diet. Pain doesn’t begin to cover it.’ Miranda

Miranda and Carrie
47. ‘You have a lot of nerve telling me to get a wax. If you were in Aruba the natives could bead your back. And it’s not just there; every time I blow you I feel like I’m flossing.’ Samantha

Carrie and Samantha
48. ‘There is a good way to break up with someone, and it doesn’t… involve… a post-it!’ Carrie

Carrie Bradshaw
49. ‘I have a style and jewelled panties aren’t it.’ Carrie

Carrie Bradshaw
50. ‘The most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you find someone to love the you you love, well, that’s just fabulous.’ Carrie

Carrie Bradshaw