Yes, quiet sex toys exist: these are the 14 best to treat yourself to tonight

Vibrators should be seen and not heard, right? But, we mean, mainly, vibrators should be felt, because that's what you're investing in one for. The Lovehoney Silencer Whisper vibrator is - surprise, surprise - designed to function just as powerfully as the other louder models while running quietly. It's a classic design made into a quieter model while still remaining very, very powerful. Enjoy.

If being subtle during your playtime is important, you'll want to check this toy out. Fun fact: the volume of the sits at under 35 decibels, so it's literally comparable to the sound of a whisper. Neat. Plus, it's small - palm-sized, to be precise - and designed for clitoral stimulation. Enjoy.

This Whisper Wand from Ann Summer's quietest vibrator range to date might be an investment but it's a great toy. With the volume promising to stay under 35 decibels, like the clitoral toy above, you can enjoy the eleven vibration patterns in confidence.  

This four-inch long and one-inch wide vibrator has a whopping ten functions without so much as making (much) sound. Yep. Plus, has a handy USB charging cable included.

 Fancy getting your hands on a vibrator co-designed by Lily Allen? Well, you're in luck. It's a limited edition toy, so snap it up quickly. Other need-to-knows: the Liberty is travel-friendly and promises intense, contact-free clitoral stimulation.

When it's got supersex in the name, it's bound to be good, right? There's a reason it's widely accepted as one of the best bullet vibrators - this Tracey Cox bullet vibrator is small but powerful, and quiet as you like, too. Oh, and did we mention it's waterproof, for shower and bath-time fun? Yep. 

Fun fact: wands are said to offer a more powerful orgasm than vibrators. This one is strong but also near silent, promising to give you one hell of a finish - without waking your flatmates.

Keen to read more? Our guide to the best wand vibrators will help. 

This clitoral vibrator is a great quiet sex toy option as it has not two, not three, but a whopping seven silent settings. It's also cute, styled in a petite teardrop shape. Plus, if you find scrolling through settings a pain, you'll like this toy - it has a neat colour-changing panel on the bottom to help you remember your favourite setting. Worth the investment, in our opinion. 

Like a clit massage? Then you'll like Womanizer's premium toy. It massages your clitoris with an intense - but quiet - suction with twelve different intensity levels. Clever and discreet "smart silence" technology means the toy is only active when in contact with your skin.

Smile Makers toys aren't just cute, but good for the ol' orgasms, too. Like the sound of a sleek, versatile and also quiet sex toy that works for both clitoral and vaginal stimulation? Yeah, we thought you might.

Another fun fact for you - labia stimulation has been found to help a more intense orgasm, which is why the wide, all-encompassing nose of this Smile Maker Firefighter will do just the trick, while keeping the sound on the DL, too.

Next up: Smile Maker's French Lover, which has a delicate (and quiet) vibrating tongue made of seriously smooth silicon. This is the real deal, and a real feel, too.

Last from Smile Maker's comes the Tennis Pro. It's designed to be an internal vibrator, with the promise of G-spot stimulation, too. Just remember - if the toy's quiet, you best be, too.

When we say small, we mean small. This vibrator is mini and super quiet, too, making it the perfect weapon of choice for shared living situations or, ahem, your parent's house.