The 11 best hair looks from this year's Crufts

Because you're worth it, Rufus

A lot of the dogs competing at Crufts this year appeared to have undergone more grooming in a day than most of us do in an entire year. From spaniels with coats smoother than rippling satin to poodles with pom-pom ponytails, here are some of our favourite hair looks from Crufts 2017.

1. 'Whose leg do I have to hump to get a coffee around here?'

2. 'To be honest it's a total bitch to condition. Hahahahaha!'

3. 'Honestly, do you think we need more hairspray or is this OK?'

4. 'Barbara, I literally can't see a f**king thing'

5. 'Remember puddles? I miss puddles'

6.'I know you're not a natural blonde, Sasha-'

'Oh you do, do you?'

'-and I'll be notifying the judges' 

7. 'Wait, are those my GHDs?!'

8. 'It's called fashion - look it up'

9. 'Oh man, is that a bacon sandwich? She's had me on this bullshit dry food diet for, like, six months.'

10. 'No, Robert, we did this together'

11. 'How's it looking, Sue, any split ends?'