Because you're worth it, Rufus
A lot of the dogs competing at Crufts this year appeared to have undergone more grooming in a day than most of us do in an entire year. From spaniels with coats smoother than rippling satin to poodles with pom-pom ponytails, here are some of our favourite hair looks from Crufts 2017.
1. 'Whose leg do I have to hump to get a coffee around here?'
2. 'To be honest it's a total bitch to condition. Hahahahaha!'
3. 'Honestly, do you think we need more hairspray or is this OK?'
4. 'Barbara, I literally can't see a f**king thing'
5. 'Remember puddles? I miss puddles'
6.'I know you're not a natural blonde, Sasha-'
'Oh you do, do you?'
'-and I'll be notifying the judges'
7. 'Wait, are those my GHDs?!'
8. 'It's called fashion - look it up'
9. 'Oh man, is that a bacon sandwich? She's had me on this bullshit dry food diet for, like, six months.'
10. 'No, Robert, we did this together'
11. 'How's it looking, Sue, any split ends?'
