Nothing says romance like a heart-shaped ‘love sausage’ from M&S

Happy Valentine's!

There are many ways to say ‘I love you’ this Valentine’s Day. You could buy your other half a tray of Krispy Kreme Valentine’s Day doughnuts! You could stock up on these Lush Valentine’s Day bath bombs (but do NOT use them as sex toys, please)! You could cook up a saucy little Valentine’s Day roast with these cute heart-shaped Yorkshire puddings!

Or you could ditch the whole thing completely and head to the cinema for a special screening of Mean Girls on Galentine’s Day instead.

But they’re not your only options. If you want to celebrate February 14th but don’t want the usual stuff that goes with it (teddy bears, singing cards, rainbow roses, a significant other) we’ve got something you might be interested in.

As the perfect addition to the M&S meal deal which will go down a treat for many on Valentine’s Day, the supermarket is now selling something a little bit different. Enter the ‘love sausage’.

That’s right – they’re selling a very romantic sausage (in the shape of a heart, no less) for consumption on the most loved-up day of the year.

Sharing the news on Twitter, M&S wrote: ‘Are you ready for our Love Sausage? Heart-shaped, lightly-truffled, wrapped in bacon and in store tomorrow. Say it with sausages – tag who you’ll be sharing your Love Sausage with this Valentine’s Day!’

Ahem. Cue the innuendos.

But whether you’re single or taken, this would make a delicious breakfast, lunch or dinner.

We’re here for the love sausage, tbh.

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