You are *so* welcome.
The Lovehoney Cyber Monday sale has just landed and, PSA: there's up to 60% off site-wide.
On the hunt for new toys (read our guide to the best Cyber Monday sex toy deals, here)? You're in the right place.
Alongside the Ann Summers Cyber Monday deals, there is a whole heap of Lovehoney sex toy deals worth *adding to basket*. Prices have been slashed on everything from love eggs to lingerie, bondage restraints to bullets - go, go, go.
Sex toy Cyber Monday quick links:
- Upt o 69% off Lelo, Womanizer and more in our guide to the best Cyber Monday sex toy deals
- Ann Summers Cyber Monday deals - up to 55% off now
- Amazon Cyber Monday sex toy deals - up to 40% off now
- Sex toy advent calendars - save 79% (or £250) now
- Save £££ on batteries on Amazon now
Lovehoney Cyber Monday deals: 10 best-sellers
Lovehoney Butt Tingler Vibrating Butt Plug - No. 1 Best Seller
was £19.99, now £8.00
Fun fact: This butt plug actually vibrates, and comes in a sleek silicone design suitable for beginner anal play. Enjoy three vibration speeds and seven patterns, plus a t-shaped, flared base to prevent.. ahem, unwanted travel.
Lifelike Lover Classic Realistic Dildo 6 Inch - No. 2 Best Seller
was £22.99, now £13.79
Fun fact: this *spectacularly* realistic dildo has 815 reviews and is described as "firm, flexible and bulging". Yup. It also has a suction cup base for hands-free adventures. Yes, please.
Tracey Cox EDGE Ultimate Performance Stamina Penis Pump - No. 3 Best Seller
was £29.99, now £12.00
According to Lovehoney, this user-friendly penis pump "could help to improve erectile health and performance." Fear not - there's a step-by-step guide written by Tracey Cox included.
Lovehoney Wild Weekend Mega Couple's Sex Toy Kit - No. 4 Best Seller
Save 50%, was £79.99, now £39.99
Like the sound of eleven different sex toys for just £39.99? This is a mega bargain not to be missed. Includes anal beads, slimline butt plug, textured masturbator, and jiggle balls. Enjoy.
Lovehoney Classic Mains Powered Magic Wand Vibrator - No. 5 Best Seller
was £49.99, now £29.99
Psst: this new and improved, extra powerful magic wand vibrator offers a whole heap of different intensity settings - great for couples or solo play.
Womanizer x Lovehoney Pro40 Rechargeable Clitoral Stimulator - No.6 Best Seller
Save 20%, was £99.99, now £79.99
With 4.5 stars from 350 reviews, this offers gentle suction and pulsation, with one fan even going as far as to call it "life-changing." We're sold.
Lovehoney Desire Luxury Rechargeable Strapless Strap-On Dildo Vibrator - No.7 Best Seller
was £79.99, now £39.99
Fun fact: this dildo is actually double-ended and strapless for totally thrilling couple's play. Enjoy eight patterns of vibration and a whopping twelve speeds, too.
Lovehoney Power Play 10 Function Silicone G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator - No. 8 Best Seller
was £44.99, now £22.49
Enjoy powerful g-spot stimulator thanks to this rabbit vibrator, which promises both internal and external stimulation. Plus, the ears and shaft are controlled independently.
Lovehoney Dream Rabbit Rechargeable Silicone Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator - No. 9 Best Seller
was £69.99, now £34.99
Another silicone thrusting rabbit vibrator, but this design also offers a pneumatic 3-speed thruster for powerful penetrative arousal. Oh yes.
Lovehoney Mantric Rechargeable G-Spot Vibrator - No. 10 Best Seller
was £54.99, now £32.99
FYI, the curved shaft of this toy offers intense G-spot - or prostate - stimulation. It's fully waterproof, for use in the shower or bath, and has seven moves of vibration, too.
Lovehoney Cyber Monday deals: our sex ed's pick
Not so sure on the above? We reckon the below might just tickle your fancy...
Bondage Boutique Black Bound to Please Under Mattress Restraint
was £39.99, now £16.00
Explore your kinkier side with this under-the-bed restraint kit. It transforms any bed into a restraint system - no permanent fixtures or fittings needed here.
We-Vibe X Lovehoney Remote Control Clitoral and G-Spot Vibrator
was £99.99, now £79.99
Fun fact: this We-Vibe toy is remote controlled and perfect for couples. Enjoy hands-free stimulation during sex plus an uber flexible arm that bends to your body.
We-Vibe Melt App Controlled Rechargeable Clitoral Stimulator
Save 20%, was £119.99, now £95.99
Did you know? With the free We-Connect™ app, you - or a partner - can control this toy from anywhere. Plus, you'll get a 2ml We-Vibe lubricant sample included.
Don't forget the essentials...
There's nothing more disappointing than buying a sex toy and... forgetting the batteries. Bag a bargain on the essentials, too.
16mm USB Charging Cable
was £3.00, now £2.40
This charging cable is designed to work with most Ann Summers sex toys, but do check the site to make sure it's compatible with yours.
Amazon AA Batteries pack of 40
was £17.99, now £9.99
Don't forget the important bits - batteries with a ten-year shelf life, now 44% off. Comes with a handy container, too.
EasyGlide Water-Based Lubricant
was £19.97, now £12.99
EasyGlide lube promises to be non-sticky, 100% safe, and suitable for everyone. Fun fact: they've been dermatologically tested, so are suitable for sensitive skin types, too.
What's included in the Lovehoney Cyber Monday deals?
In short, anything you want. Vibrators, butt plugs, dildos, nipple tassels, lingerie - you name it, it's on sale.
When does the Lovehoney Cyber Monday sale start?
It started last week and is thought to run until midnight tonight. Our advice would be, move fast - with savings of up to 60% off, you'll be making huge savings, making the toys are well worth the investment RN.
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