Yep, it's that time again - Christmas is almost here and with it, advent calendar season. While you might have nabbed one of the best beauty advent calendars, let me present you with another, slightly saucier, option: the best sex toy advent calendars.
Yes, I know December's already here, but if you've been disorganised or simply wanted to wait until the calendars were reduced, you're in the right place. I'm a Relationships Editor who chats with some of the best sex experts, relationship therapists and general industry pros day in, day out, and I know these calendars can be a great way to boost your sexual wellness and make some serious savings, too.
Case in point: one 2021 study found that regular sexual activity significantly lowered anxiety and depression levels. That's where sex toys can come in handy as a simple yet effective way to spice up your sex life or solo play.
Just like certain beauty calendars, sex toys calendars fly off the shelves fast. Below, I've shared the only five worth your money from trusted brands including Ann Summers and Lovehoney. There are options for everyone, too - calendars perfect as presents, options packed with sex toys for beginners, and even a 12-day kit including plenty of bondage props if it's something you've always wanted to try.
Remember, though - it's best to act fast as these calendars offer great bargains (some are as much as 65% off their standard retail price) and sell out quickly. Rather invest in a solo toy? Don't miss our edit of the best sex toys, while you're here.
5 best sex toy advent calendars 2023:
Best value for money advent calendar:
Easily one of the best value-for-money advent calendars out there, this festive treat from trusted brand Ann Summers promises new experiences with each door. Designed for couples but also to be enjoyed solo, you'll get to enjoy twelve of their best-selling and most-loved products, including a rabbit vibrator and their raved-about pebble massager.
You'll be saving £55 on the toys, too. Enjoy.
Best luxe sex toy advent calendar:
If you're keen to explore new ways of pleasing your partner or yourself, this calendar from Ann Summers is packed full of surprises - including seven different toys, three accessories and two oils.
Keen to know what those toys actually are before you buy? We've got you. This calendar contains their best-selling thrusting rabbit vibrator, their iconic massage wand, their brand new flexi vibrator, and plenty of toys for you to use while exploring light bondage play, including buckle cuffs, sex dice, and orgasm gel. Enjoy.
Best Amazon sex toy advent calendar:
Keen to grab a calendar from, well, somewhere discreet where you already shop that won't raise any eyebrows? Enter stage right this Erotic advent calendar from Amazon, packed with 24 gifts and a steal at just under £67.
You'll be treated to not one but two sex toys from Satisfyer, plus some lingerie from Penthouse, to boot. With a focus on sexual wellness, this calendar is sure to please for advent or as a gift.
Best advent calendar for beginners:
Save £70 with this Ann Summers offering, containing £195 worth of toys and retailing at just £125. Designed for self-gifting (but certainly worth a purchase as a present, too), this advent calendar contains six sex toys and six accessories to excite and tease your senses.
Expect a G-spot vibrator, mini wand, bullet vibrator, pulse rabbit and more, all designed to help you work out what toys give you the best orgasms. Ideal if you're new to sex toys or would just rather start with the basics.
Best sex toy advent calendar for clitoral stimulation:
This calendar gets rave reviews, and for good reason - containing twelve tantalising treats, it's designed with partner play in mind. Worth £325, you'll be saving £125 in total (38% of the value of the items, FYI).
Enjoy seven of the brand's best-selling sex toys, three accessories, two oils, and a stack of sex tokens... what's not to love?
Plus, you can rest assured that all calendars are discreetly packaged by the team at Ann Summers, so the postman will be none the wiser. Ready for a fun night in?
What do you get in a sex toy advent calendar?
Good question. While this will vary from calendar to calendar and brand to brand, generally speaking, you'll get a couple of their best-selling sex toys (think vibrators, dildos, or clitoral suction toys), some lube or body oil, and a fun element, like sex cards or dice.
Occasionally, brands will offer bondage props like handcuffs, feathers, or straps. If you're keen to know what's in the calendar pre-buying, always read the small print on the website (or our explainers above), as they'll share a detailed run down of what to expect.
