For The Woman Who Has Everything… The Tom Ford Penis Necklace

The perfect gift to horrify relatives come the 25th…

Tom Ford is the clean-cut, immaculately turned-out, never-ageing designer and film director responsible for selling sex in the 90s. He’s now also the man selling an 18k gold penis necklace. In three sizes, nonetheless.

Renowned for his sexed-up collections, most notably SS15’s nipple bearing sheer tops and the highest of thigh splits with velvet-topped stockings, and the raunchy Gucci ads which, like 2007’s perfume bottle clutched between a model’s thighs, were ultimately banned.

So it kind of comes as no surprise, we guess, that the man who is responsible for some of the sexiest catwalks and campaigns ever to grace the last few decades has this season designed a range of gold and silver penis necklaces. And all available in three sizes: small, medium and large, for whatever your desired effect may be...

So, if you’re still struggling to find that perfect Christmas gift for a loved one, problem solved. A snip at £500…

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