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    7 Tina Fey and Amy Poehler One-Liners That Meant They OWNED The Golden Globes 2014

    Tina Fey and Amy Poehler have done it again. They owned the Golden Globes 2014.

    By Suzannah Ramsdale
    Published 13 January 2014 In Features

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    Tina Fey and Amy Poehler have done it again. They owned the Golden Globes 2014.

    Here are the one-liners from Golden Globe hosts Tina and Amy that prove they are two of the funniest women in showbiz.

    1. Tina Fey on Gravity: 'It's the story of how George Clooney would rather float away in space and die than spend any more time with a woman his own age.'

    2. Tina Fey: 'And now, like a supermodel's vagina, let's all give a warm welcome to Leonardo DiCaprio.'

    3. Tina Fey on American Hustle: 'Interesting fact: the original title of that movie was Explosion at the Wig Factory.'

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    5. Amy Poehler on Matt Damon: 'Matt, on any other night, in any other room, you'd be a big deal, but tonight - and don't take this the wrong way - you're basically a garbage person.'

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    6. Tina Fey: 'Meryl Streep is so brilliant in Osage: August County, proving that there are still great parts in Hollywood for Meryl Streep over 60.'

    7. Amy Poehler: 'I really love the film, but some of it was too graphic. If I wanted to watch Jonah Hill masturbate at a pool party, I would go to one of Jonah Hill's pool parties.'

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