Orlando Bloom’s mum just sent his CV to every newspaper in Britain

This is amazing.

With his recent break up from Katy Perry, his public co-parenting with Miranda Kerr and the fact that there are still photos of him paddleboarding naked all over the internet, it’s hardly surprising that Orlando Bloom is one of the most talked about A-Listers.

While Orlando seems to be able to brush off rumours and speculation like a pro, there is one person who seems to find it a little more difficult, his 75-year-old mum, Sonia Copeland Bloom.

As a former journalist, Sonia is said to have been tired of the ‘repeated inaccuracies in the media’ regarding her son, especially surrounding his ‘upbringing and career’, and in a bid to stop future mistakes, sent a copy of his CV to every national newspaper in Britain.

The four-page document covered all aspects of her 40-year-old son’s history – from his filmography and humanitarian awards to his honorary degree and exam results, all accompanied by the message, ‘I have the pleasure in enclosing a copy of his CV which is both up to date and 100 per cent accurate.’

We wonder if the paddle boarding pics got a mention!