Better Call Saul: The 9 Best Saul Goodman Quotes From Breaking Bad

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  • Banish those Breaking Bad withdrawal symptoms and get involved. Better Call Saul - the much-anticipated prequel about Walter White's crooked lawyer is finally here. What better way to prepare ourselves than recalling his most memorable lines. Dodgy, deadpan and always good value, Saul Goodman, we salute you...

    ‘Look, let’s start with some tough love, alright? Ready for this? Here it goes: you two suck at peddling meth.’

    ‘Yeah, you do seem to have a little s**t creek action going…You know, FYI, you can buy a paddle.’

    ‘As to your dead guy, occupational hazard. Drug dealer getting shot? I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say it’s been known to happen. No deal, no dice. Shot at and missed. Shit on and hit.’

    ‘You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornets’ nest, it’s a free country. But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh? If I ever get anal polyps, I’ll know what to name them.’

    ‘He said he was gonna break my legs, and don’t tell me he didn’t mean it because he gave me the dead mackerel eyes.’

    ‘Walter never told me how lucky he was. Clearly his taste in women is the same as his taste in lawyers: only the very best… with just a right amount of dirty!’

    ‘Schrader’s hard-on for you just reached Uncle Milton proportions, so have fun with that.’

    ‘If you’re committed enough, you can make any story work. I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner, and it worked because I believed it.’

    ‘Don’t drink and drive. But if you do, call me.’

    Better Call Saul is on Netflix from Monday 9 February 2014

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