As in literally, ‘cos we were there
Thespians rejoice! The BAFTAs have arrived, and being the British institution that the annual awards are, it was only right that we were there, on the red carpet, to see the highs and Celsius lows (5°C but it felt like 2°C) in real time.
So, before you engage in reading some ‘fake news’ re the BAFTAs, here’s a running commentary on what actually happened on the red carpet at the Royal Albert Hall…
Timothée Chalamet is God
You're waiting hours for even the faintest whiff of A-list, that you begin to imagine things. 'Could that be...?'. 'Wait! Isn't that...?!', when ultimately, it's another BAFTA staffer pacing back and forth to maintain optimal blood circulation.
Suddenly, the crowd starts to rumble, shouting, screaming, uneasy shrieks fill the air. This is the pack mating call for the new Gosling in town, Timothée Chalamet, who spent so long taking selfies with fans that he had approx 10 seconds for 'official' photos. Way to stick it to The Man, Chalamet.
Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk can't be pictured together
You may think that these two are just like some normal, everyday couple. They're so low-key norm, that before this event you probably forgot they were still a thing. Seriously, they barely do anything together. Google it.
It turns out, they are still together, but they can't walk the BAFTA red carpet together.
First came the goddess Irina in a Burberry tuxedo, then some 20-mins later, Bradley-very-blue-eyes also in a tux (Celine by Heidi Slimane). Why can't they walk the carpet together? Why can't they be pictured together? Because LOOK AT THEM. After witnessing them up close in the flesh, I fear that seeing both of them together in any sort of embrace would blind us all.
Kate Middleton is not human
Watching Kate move is like watching a Thoroughbred glide through water. I like to think that she wanted to stop and let everyone breathe-in her dress for a few minutes (she wore Alexander McQueen, naturally), but Wills was having none of it and walked with purpose right past the photographer’s pit. There 'aint no stopping them Royals.
Glitter hoovers are more important than Joanna Lumley
If you’re the type of luxurious person who has carpeted flooring in your home, which is pretty much every type of person, you’ll appreciate the amount of debris they pick up. Thank god then for ‘The Carpet People’. Their high spec Glitter Hoovers sucked tirelessly to rid the carpet of unsightly, non-A-list items. This was my personal highlight.
It was cold.
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