Orlando Bloom is looking for a new wife, and we're here for it

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In what's possibly the best news you'll hear all day, Orlando Bloom is looking for a wife.

The Pirates of the Caribbean star revealed the news during an interview with Extra; the reporter was wearing a pin which Orlando said he liked. When the reporter revealed it was from his partner, Dionne, that's when the W-bomb was dropped.

'See? I need a wife. Can you get me a wife?' he asked. 'I want a wife – that's what I'm looking for, a wife that will get me a pin like that.'

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Swoooooooon.

However, while we'd love to put ourselves forward for the role, Orlando has been linked to Nina Dobrev since April, so it seems like he's off the market for now.

Until 2013, Orlando was married to Victoria's Secret model, Miranda Kerr, with whom he has a six-year-old son, Flynn. However, the pair went their separate ways in 2013 after three years of marriage.

It looks like he's ready to tie the knot again, though. Any volunteers?

Lucy is a freelance beauty editor and contributor at Marie Claire, and has also written for titles including Cosmopolitan, Refinery29, Glamour and woman&home. She was previously Marie Claire’s junior beauty editor. During her career, she’s covered everything from backstage beauty at fashion week to interviews with famous faces like Drag Race royalty and Little Mix. As for her beauty ethos, she’s a big advocate for not having to spend a fortune on beauty products to get good results. When she’s not got beauty on the brain you’ll probably find her reading or Netflix-ing.