And we totally get it.
Words by Jadie Troy-Pryde
In case you haven’t seen the envy-inducing holiday snaps, Eva Longoria Baston is currently living her best life on a vacation in Honolulu, Hawaii. She has been snapped with her husband Jose ‘Pepe’ Baston frolicking in the sun, relaxing by the pool and diving off of waterfalls. Standard A-list break, then.
But when some paps snapped the former Desperate Housewives actress relaxing on a boat, Eva decided to turn to Snapchat to quash rumours that she was expecting. And she did it in the most amazing way.
Talking to her fans, she said: “So, I saw some pictures of myself. Really fat, on a boat. I have to tell you all I did was eat cheese. I ate cheese, and everybody’s saying I’m pregnant and I’m not. I was just lactose intolerant apparently.
“I just had to shares because my whole family’s calling me, asking me if I’m pregnant. Yes, I looked pregnant. But that was just a ball of cheese. Ball of cheese in my stomach.”
The 42 year-old actress married her husband, Jose, in a private ceremony last year with only a handful of guests (but of COURSE Victoria and David Beckham made the cut).
Finishing up her hilarious posts, she continued: “But seriously I looked so fat. But you know what? That happens to people, that happens to people. Everybody gets bloated. I’m not bloated today but this is pre-pancake. I’m about to go eat a pancake.
“So that’s the news of the day. I’m not pregnant. I’ve just eaten a lot of cheese, a lot of wine, a lot of pancakes. Pre-pancake stomach. You’ll see post-pancake.”
Food Baby 1 – Pregnancy rumours 0.