Inside The 2016 Oscars Goodie Bag

It's worth $200k and includes a breast enhancement and a sex toy

It's worth $200k and includes a breast enhancement and a sex toy

This year, as is tradition, the Oscar nominees in the main acting and directing categories will receive a bag stuffed with presents – it’s a money’s-no-object parting gift that says ‘thanks for coming’ in the most extravagant way possible – it's worth $200k.

The most remarkable thing on the list? Guests are to have a ‘vampire’ breast lift bestowed upon them, whether they want one or not – it's a non-surgical enhancement procedure that involves blood. We are, in all honesty, not at all jealous of this gift.

The sex toy (for women only) is also a notable inclusion. The nominees in the Best Actress category will not all receive a golden statue, but they will all get to take home an 'Arouser'.

Aside from that there are lots more presents that promote ‘wellness’ and some premium travel opportunities. Leonardo DiCaprio and Jennifer Lawrence may be jetting in to Israel and Japan in the not too distant future…

The Metro reports that the company behind the bags, Distinctive Assests, has (in a bid to cash-in on the fame of the Oscar’s hopefuls) curated a bag that is ‘once again a blend of fabulous, fun and functional items meant to thrill and pamper those who may have everything money can buy but still savor the simple joy of a gift.’

Inside the Oscars 2016 goodie bag:

•A 10-day, first-class trip to Israel ($55,000) •A year’s worth of unlimited Audi car rentals from Silvercar ($45,000) •A 15-day walking tour of Japan ($45,000) •3 private training sessions with ‘celebrity wellness expert’ and star of ABC’s My Diet Is Better Than Yours, Jay Cardiello ($1,400) • Ultherapy—a laser skin-tightening procedure courtesy of 740 Park MD ($5,530) •A Lifetime supply of skin creams from Lizora ($31,200)•A Fit Club TV ‘Ultimate Fitness Package’ in a private villa ($6,250) •A Haze Dual V3 Vaporizer ($249.99) •An Arouser sex toy, which offers gentle suction and simulation (females only) ($200) •A ‘vampire’ breast lift which uses ‘blood derived growth factors’ to enhance breasts without implants ($1,900)

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