Every celebrity known to man was at Soho Farmhouse this weekend

Eddie Redmayne, Alexa Chung, Henry Holland et al joined the Chipping Norton set for a very VIP weekend

What did you get up to over the weekend? Have a nice boozy brunch? A quaint bike ride with a pub lunch? Maybe even a cheeky Nandos? Well whatever you did cannot compare with what went down in the Oxfordshire countryside over the last 72 hours.

Uber-exclusive members club Soho House celebrated the opening of their latest hotel, Soho Farmhouse, with a huge sleepover where you couldn’t swing a Hermés Birkin without hitting at least four members of the Primrose Hill set.

WARNING: these idyllic images of celebrities doing sweet FA in the sunshine may cause outbreaks of irrational violence. You have been warned.

The crème de la crème of British talent were in Chipping Norton (where else?), with all major industries represented.

From the acting world, Oscar winner Eddie Redmayne and wife Hannah Bagshawe partied alongside Liv Tyler, Douglas Booth, Stanley Tucci plus a very naked and soapy Luke Evans.

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Luke Evans in the tub

Musical guests included Paolo Nutini and Whinnie Williams, who performed for the VIP crowds over the weekend.

Fashionistas Henry Holland, Roland Mouret, Laura Bailey and Mary Charteris enjoyed the best of British summer sunshine with vintage bike rides and outdoor bathing.

Feeling sick with jealousy yet? No? Let’s crack on then…

Celebrity weekends away Soho Farmhouse

Anyone else wishing they’d been there?

Daisy Lowe, Pixie Geldof, Eliza Doolittle rubbed shoulders with Alexa Chung – who reportedly brought new beau Alexander Skarsgard along for a weekend away.

Some actual royals even put in an appearance with Princess Eugenie spotted holding hands with bestie Cressida Bonas.

Seriously, still not feeling overcome with feelings of deep, deep revulsion/envy?

celebrity weekends away Soho Farmhouse

Paolo Nutini performed during the VIP weekend away

The social elite gathered at the 100-acre property, where they sampled a menu by star chef Tom Aikens featuring filet of beef, lobster, mac and cheese and Nutella calzones.

When they weren’t chilling in one of 40 VIP cabins, guests were busy getting pampered at the Cowshed spa. Us, jealous? Never!

celebrity weekends away Soho Farmhouse

Nope. Not jealous at all…

The good news is you too can live like a celebrity. Soho Farmhouse is now taking bookings for both members and non-members. Shotgun Luke Evans’ bathtub!

Will you be booking up for a weekend away at Soho Farmhouse?

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