Celebrities are selling their tears online and it’s all gone a bit too far
This is not a drill. We repeat. This is not a drill.
This is not a drill. We repeat. This is not a drill.
Being a celebrity in this day and age means many things - red carpet appearances, constant Instagrams and endless TV appearances.
Another part of being a millennial celebrity is the endless merchandise, selling signed memorabilia in all shapes and sizes, with one celebrity taking it to a whole new level this week, going as far as to sell her tears.
Yes, really. It has got to the point where celebrities are selling their tear drops, and no one knows what to do.
Confused? We’ll talk you through.
Noah Cyrus (yup, that’s Miley Cyrus’ little sister and Make Me Cry singer) dropped some merchandise this week on PizzaSlime.com. And while it mainly consisted of what you’d expect - funny t-shirts of her dad Billy Ray Cyrus’ face, cool ‘Noah Cyrus Sucks’ sweatshirts and hilarious mugs, there was one item that caused a storm.
The item in question? A bottle of Noah Cyrus’ tears.
Yes, really. Noah Cyrus is selling 12 of her tears on the internet for £9,000 after her break up from US rapper Lil Xan - and we don’t know what the world is coming to.
Neither it seems does the internet, with Twitter exploding in response.
‘Noah Cyrus is selling her tears for $12,000 after her split with Lil Xan honestly breakup goals,’ tweeted one Twitter user (@galacticalycia). While another user (@highbythebeach) joked: 'Imagine buying $12,000 noah cyrus tears and the tears evaporate in the heat while shipping?'
Judging by the website, it looks like the tears haven’t sold just yet, unsurprising seeing as there’s nothing to actually do with them!
What is the world coming to?
Marie Claire Newsletter
Celebrity news, beauty, fashion advice, and fascinating features, delivered straight to your inbox!
Jenny Proudfoot is an award-winning journalist, specialising in lifestyle, culture, entertainment, international development and politics. She has worked at Marie Claire UK for seven years, rising from intern to Features Editor and is now the most published Marie Claire writer of all time. She was made a 30 under 30 award-winner last year and named a rising star in journalism by the Professional Publishers Association.
-
Rat & Boa is our go-to for wedding guest dresses—these are the founders’ top 10 picks
We want them all
By Valeza Bakolli
-
My hair is really knotty—having tried them all, I can confirm these are the 7 best detangling conditioners
For silky hair that you can run your fingers through
By Mica Ricketts
-
These are the 7 best fake tan removers - as a tanner of 15 years I should know
Old fake tan patches are not chic
By Tori Crowther