‘I’ve never met the Queen... but this policeman has’
When she avoided a conversation by hiding behind a bush
Even The Queen has people who, given the choice, she would rather not speak to. While taking her dogs for a walk in 1978, she decided hiding behind a bush would be preferable to speaking to Romanian leader Nicolae Ceausescu, who was on a state visit at the time. While it might not be foreign ministers we have to avoid conversing with, we can totally relate. Go on, Liz.
When she popped into Waitrose
Of course Liz would shop in Waitrose. The Queen proved she was just like the rest of us mere mortals when she popped into the supermarket store for a quick self scan. From the look on her face we’re guessing she also finds the ‘unexpected item in bagging area’ just as infuriating as we do, too. (Disclaimer: Liz was actually passing through the store in Dorset for an unveiling of the statue of the Queen mother, but we prefer the above version of events).
When she went for a cheeky pint in the local pub
After popping into Waitrose for the essentials, Liz did what many of us would do and popped into the local pub for a quick cheeky pint. Ever heard of the drinking game, save the Queen? When someone throws a coin into a pint and the drinker has to down it in one to stop the Queen from drowning? We can only hope this happened on Liz’s visit.
When she told off Silvio Berlusconi for being noisy
In 2009, when the Queen gathered with G20 leaders for a group photo, Italian PM Silvio Berlusoni shouted ‘Mr Obama!’ at the president. ‘What is it? Why does he have to shout?’ replied the Queen, which prompted an outbreak of laughter. Get back in your box, Silvio.
When she did this with Crown Prince Abdullah of Saudi
According to a memoir by former Saudi ambassador Sherard Cowper-Coles, when Crown Prince Abdullah of Saudi Arabia was invited up to Balmoral for lunch with the Queen, she asked him if he’d like a tour of the estate. When a string of Landrovers pulled up outside the house and the Prince was instructed to climb into the front seat of the first one, he found the Queen (and not a chauffeur) was sitting in the driving seat. Women are still are not allowed to drive in Saudi Arabia so this was the first time he had ever been driven by a woman. When the Queen, chatting away, then accelerated speedily along the road he asked her (via his interpreter) to slow down. We really hope that made her accelerate even faster…
When she stayed cool as a cucumber when a man broke into her bedroom
In 1982 a man called Michael Fagan drunkenly scaled the wall of Buckingham palace and broke into the Queen’s bedroom while she was asleep. When he pulled back the curtain of her bed she woke up and said, pretty calmly considering the circumstances, ‘what are you doing here?’ before exiting the room. ‘Her nightie was one of those Liberty prints and it was down to her knees’ Fagan later told an interviewer. An unarmed footman was eventually called, who took Fagan across the hallway and gave him a whisky while he was waiting for the police to fetch him. We’re not sure the reception would be quite so chilled out if he had broken into the White House…
When she responded to the EU Referendum with sarcasm
Supposedly during a meeting with Sinn Fein chief Martin McGuinness on a two day trip to Northern Ireland in the wake of the Brexit result, she responded to his ‘Good evening, are you well?’ with ‘Thank you very much. Well, I’m still alive, anyway.’ She continued to explain ‘We’ve been quite busy – there’s been quite a lot going on’. When he sympathised, unaware that she was leading him up to a gag and agreed ‘there is a lot of things happening at the moment’, she joked back ‘I’ve had two birthdays, so we’ve been quite busy’.
When she had an outfit fail at her Coronation
Her elaborate robes were so heavy that when she reached Westminster Abbey she turned to the Archbishop of Canterbury and asked him to give her a push to ‘get me started.’
When she asked Tracey Emin this question
At an exhibition in Kent she said to famous YBA Emin, ‘do you show internationally as well as Margate?’ We wonder if they then went on to discuss Emin’s work ‘All The People I Have Ever Slept With’
When she showed she’s a (slightly crazy) dog lover
According to former royal chef Darren McGrady, the Queen’s army of corgis are fed on (among other things) steak, poached chicken and rabbit and her morning breakfast tray also features a plate of dog biscuits. She also once demoted a footman because he poured whisky into the corgis’ water bowl.
When people mistook her for a common lady
The artist Juliet Pannett – who painted the Queen – said she told him a story about a time she was having tea at Sandringham and they’d run of cake, so she nipped out to the local shop to buy some. When she was walking through the shop door in her headscarf an elderly lady said ‘Good heavens, you look just like the Queen’, to which she replied ‘how reassuring’ and carried on into the shop. She had a similar experience with some clueless American tourists in Scotland. She was on a walk near Balmoral – again in her headscarf – when some American tourists asked ‘have you met the Queen?’ The Queen turned to her royal protection officer and said ‘I’ve never met the Queen… but this policeman has.’
When she made her acting debut with Bond
‘It was a bit of a laugh’ said the Queen about the Olympic Opening Ceremony stunt which saw her strut through Buckingham Palace with Daniel Craig before a ‘parachuting’ out of a helicopter into the stadium like a boss.