These A-Listers' Myspace Profiles From Before They Were Famous Are Very Funny

Hollie Brotherton

Because all of us - even famous people - have that one social media account we'd rather forget.

Remember life before Facebook? We can’t either. But it did exist, and it was a glorious time of offensive animated layouts, carefully selected emo playlists, and the controversial favouritism of ranking your friends in order - otherwise known as Myspace. It’s a part of our teenage selves we’ve all tried to forget, but it would seem these celebrities didn’t hit the delete button quick enough. God bless the screenshot.

Kendall & Kylie Jenner
When Keeping Up With The Kardashians first aired in 2007, Kendall 'horse girl' Jenner and her little sister 'Kyliesalollypop' were still lying about their ages on Myspace. Baby Kylie would have been just 10-years-old! If nothing else, they’ve seriously upped their filter game now.


Kim Kardashian West
‘Princess Kimberley’ was obsessed with pink and counted her ex boyfriend and sex tape co-star Ray J among her Top 8.


Harry Styles
Recognise this little guy? A pre-One Direction (and prepubescent) Harry proved he’s always been cute with these selfies and family snaps. 


Katy Perry
Queen of social media Katy Perry had 12,000 profile views in 2006. She claimed to be a surfer, vintage collector and miniature golf fanatic.


Taylor Swift
Before she became a Grammy Award-winning pop princess, multi-talented Taylor was a goth, spelling bee champion, and... kind of creepy? Her bio included gems such as 'I love trucks. They are works of art,' and 'I don’t go out looking for guys. But then again, I don’t write a lot of love songs.' How times change!



Lana Del Rey
In 2008 an unknown Lana Del Rey still went by her real name, Lizzy Grant. Her interests included Britney Spears, poison and morphine.


Tom Hardy
Introducing one of Britain's most credible actors... Tom Hardy remains the king of Myspace with these hilarious throwbacks.


Niall Horan
OK so this may have been Bebo, but how cute is tiny Niall? Extra points awarded for his truly awful username, ‘da_pimp_is_ere’.

Comments

 

Subscribe and get 12 issues of Marie Claire from only £13.99!

Choose how you want to receive Marie Claire – available in print or on your iPad