20 Utterly Awesome Quotes From Girls Season 4 That Prove Lena Dunham Rocks

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    Choosing the best quotes from Girls Season 4 is a tough job, but someone’s got to do it. And that someone happens to be us. So to celebrate the digital release of Girls Season 4, we give you Hannah, Marnie, Jessa and Shoshanna, and their funniest, ballsiest, wittiest quotes from Girls Season 4. Thank you, Lena Dunham.

    “I’m telling you Iowa’s incredible, we should all move here and start the revolution.” 

    “Honestly I feel like I made the right decision which is a totally new sensation for me. I mean, I’m eating grapes as a snack.” 

    “To Hannah – taking the next step in a series of random steps”

    Shoshanna: “I just don’t understand why nobody tells you how bad it’s gonna be in the real world.” 
Marnie: “Yeah they do, it’s pretty much all they ever tell you.”

    “I get carded all the time and no-one ever thinks I’m legal, like, in the bedroom.” 

    “Academia’s not totally natural for me, I thrive on the street.” 

    Shoshanna: “I just don’t understand, like, what makes these people qualified to judge me?”
Marnie: “Well they have the jobs, that’s what makes them qualified.”

    “A t-shirt, a t-shirt, says who you are to the world.”

    “I don’t usually pack. I usually leave my crap in a pile and hope it makes it to where I’m going.” Hannah

    Elijah: “What do Judy Garland and Lady Gaga have in common?
    Marnie: “They’re both white?”
    Elijah: “No, they’re both bad bitches who don’t give a f**k what people think.”

    “On the way to the airport, two people asked me if I was Blake Lively’s husband. Iowa is amazing!” Elijah

    “I just realised that I got so good at taking selfies that I wasn’t feeling challenged anymore. Then I thought what would happen if I turned the camera around.” Elijah

    “She’s always been one of my heroes, because she is such a strong woman struggling so nobly with her very curly hair” Shoshanna on Chelsea Clinton

    Ray: “I really want this.”
    Shoshanna: “Yeah, and what Ray Ploshansky wants, Ray Ploshansky gets – except for me.”

    “These children’s encyclopaedias are amazing. They still say that Columbus discovered America and I think in one of these illustrations he’s wearing makeup.” Mimi Rose

    “I mean if you want him to think you killed your kids and have been living in the Florida panhandle, knock yourself out.” Elijah on Hannah’s outfit choice

    Hannah: “What’s a job that I could have that doesn’t disgust you?” 
Elijah: “Based on this look, icecapades”
 Jessa: “Clock maker”
 Elijah: “School marm” 
Shoshanna: “A clog model?”
 Elijah: “Tennille in a Captain & Tennille cover band.”

    Hannah: “I’m in the shower!” 
Marnie: “This is not one of your more convincing fake showers.”

    Jessa: “Those who can’t do, teach.”
 Hannah: “Yes, and I can’t do, so I’m gonna teach.”

    Shoshanna: “You have absolutely lost weight and that is a definite.” 
Hannah: “Yes, two and a half pounds.” 
Shoshanna: “Yeah, I know, that’s a lot.”

    Girls: the Complete Fourth Season is now available to digitally download via Amazon Instant Video, blinkbox, Google Play™, iTunes, Wuaki.tv and Xbox Video

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