Britney (in a bikini): ‘If I were president’

Britney strips off to tell America how she'd make the country better

Britney Spears stripped off on American TV this week to tell her fellow countrymen what she’d do if she were president.

Dressed in a skimpy bikini and with red flower tucked behind her ear (no, we’ve no idea why either), the singer attempted to pose provocatively on an office desk (never an easy one) and regaled David Letterman with her plans to make America great once again.

Top of the list? Only invade ‘nice’ places like Cabo.

We would go on, but words don’t really do the bottom-clenchingly awful delivery justice. Click play below to watch Britney

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