Britain’s naughty nicknames revealed

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  • The rude, cheeky and imaginative names we call each other

    Sexy Pig and Poo Face are among the top 10 nicknames couples use according to High Street jeweller H Samuel.

    The nicknames came to light when the jeweller reviewed their anonymous online gifting service ahead of Valentine’s Day.

    It shows that Britons prefer to use humour in place of the more traditional statements of love.

    Other nicknames include Monkey Boy, Munchkin and Lobster.

    They bring to mind Hugh Grant’s nickname for Anna Chancellor’s character ‘Duckface’ in the film Four Weddings and a Funeral.

    Top 10 nicknames:

    Sexy Pig

    Poo Face

    Sausage

    Chubby Cheeks

    Monkey Boy

    Naughty Monster

    Munchkin

    Nuzzle Buddy

    Fatty Bum Bum

    Lobster

    What are your favourite nicknames? Tell us in the comment box below.

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