Loo roll handbag anyone?
We always knew the Moschino show at Milan Fashion Week 2017 would be a bit alternative.
Remember, Jeremy Scott is the man who brought us Barbie mirror phone cases, Sponge Bob sweatshirts and McDonald’s Happy Meal bags.
But even we weren’t prepared for the next level of fabulousness that was the AW17 collection.
Scott literally incorporated every day castaway objects into his collection, from tissue boxes to loo roll and shower curtains, in the best way possible.
But we’re ruining the effect here, you have to see them to truly appreciate. So without further ado…
1. The bubble wrap headband
We thought we’d start off tame with this gigantic head bow, made of bubble wrap. Very eco friendly, we must say.
2. The candelabra hat
Extra points if you can balance this on your head and walk at the same time.
3. The box of tissues
Last minute wedding to go to and not sure how to accessorise? Just grab a box of Kleenex and pop it on your head, simple.
4. The shower cap
We kinda like this one, very 1950s Elizabeth Taylor. Shower curtain dress optional.
5. The coat hanger combo
The hanger makes for an interesting headpiece, while the protector covers the shoulders rather nicely.
6. The wheel headband
Or how to make a statement.
7. The loo roll bag
Very practical indeed in case of emergency.
8. The feather duster
Best paired with oversized earrings, as you can see.
9. The shoe on your head
Did you think shoes were just for your feet? Oh, how wrong you are.
10. The bin lid and matching bag
Paired with a bin bag-effect dress, naturally.
Moschino is always an entertaining show, we’ll give them that!