PICS! Katie Price attempts Gaga, gets Jedward...

Some people will do anything to stay in the headlines, she is the master!
Comment by Janet on July 16 12:48

I wonder what that poor bloke did to deserve to be put in that ridiculous corset! Hahaha!
Comment by Lucy Bird on July 16 12:52

Why don't people who can actually sing become singers any more? Katie Price? Cheryl Cole? What's wrong with the world?!!!
Comment by Jen on July 16 12:52

Haha loving the poor lip syncing action going on there!
Comment by Jo on July 16 12:54

Ahhhh bless her, she looks embarrassed for herself! She will have to get better at miming than that attempt or actually have the courage of her convictions and try doing it live (now that would be car crash tv!)
Comment by Kelly on July 16 12:55

OMG, that has definately put a smile on my face!
Comment by Heather on July 16 12:55

OMG! Actually only managed to watch about 10 seconds of it. Cringe - it's soooo bad!
Comment by sophie on July 16 12:55

She can’t sing, she can’t dance. Embarrassing.
Comment by Marie on July 16 12:55

Why can't she just leave this pop area alone and concentrate on areas where she has talents?
Comment by Jo on July 16 12:56

Whoever told her to dance like that needs sacking! If you are going to go out looking ridiculous you need some great dance moves to balance it out!
Comment by Laura on July 16 12:57

Ugh, that was cringeworthingly awful but very, very funny :o)
Comment by Kerry on July 16 12:58

That is just too funny!
Comment by T on July 16 12:58

Oooh, just brilliant! Definitely a number one hit!

Seriously, I will cringe alongside side everyone else when this enters at number 76...

The pants are fine, and yes she's got a beautiful face which we're all fed up of seeing at this point, but what the HELL is up with the gorilla jacket?
Comment by Adele on July 16 13:01

Car Crash TV, priceless...
Comment by Sarah on July 16 13:01

Oh gosh, how embarrassing! Stick to the still photo shots i think!!
Comment by victoria on July 16 13:02

Its a bit Tina Turner/Mad Max (for those of you old enough to remember that movie). As for the dancers, would you have anything to smile about if you turned up to work and had to wear outfits that ridiculous?!?
Comment by Daisymaisy on July 16 13:07

Embarrasing to watch really.Pity someone hasn't told her she can't sing.
Comment by Helen on July 16 13:08

OMG! What more is there to say really?
Comment by Lisa on July 16 13:09

Katie needs to learn the meaning of less is more.
Comment by Jenna on July 16 13:14

I like her look, especially her hair. I had this style in the 60,s when I was 15 and had to stand in front of my class and show the teacher and the girls how i did it, not sure about her singing though!



Comment by Jan on July 16 13:17

Cannot believe that there is no-one to tell the silly mare how wrong she is going! Ridiculous!
Comment by Diane Skinner on July 16 13:20

You have got to be kidding me! Is she miming as well? I would just say stick to what you know, like showing your fake boobs in public for all the perverted men out there!!
Comment by Ellie on July 16 13:20

What is this girl like - she just doesn't know when to give up. She looked an absolute state and it was very clear she cannot sing for toffee. When will she get the message...?
Comment by Jo on July 16 13:23

OMGosh....it looks like big bird flapping about on stage. Thanks for the laughs Marie Claire. x
Comment by Kylie on July 16 13:32

All I can say..... is.... OH.... DEAR.....
Comment by Cat from Donny on July 16 13:38

What a pile of rubbish - she has lost the plot!
Comment by jackie on July 16 13:42

This performance was terrible with one line repeated over & over again. Can`t sing, can`t dance,can`t stand her ! The hideous jacket was made from human hair according to Katie which would make it the only genuine thing about this mornings horror show.
Comment by sharon on July 16 13:52

I was cringing for her. It was embarrasing. She obviously didn't know what she was doing, didn't care that she looked a fool and actually thought she was good!
Comment by Nikki on July 16 13:53

Looks like she is wearing Rod Hulls Emu on her shoulders,and have you seen the camel toe!!Yuk. Its like something out of the Thunderdome!!
Comment by SAM on July 16 13:56

Katie Price-less.......what a JOKE!!
Comment by Laura on July 16 14:08

One word.... Hideous...
Comment by melissa on July 16 14:29

What a shambles can not sing, looks stupid, I just hope the backing group got paid well they really deserved it. As for the hair style what on earth was she thinking about. Once again she has made a laughingtock of herself. Thank god those poor Children are to young to realise what an idiot they have got for a mum.
Comment by Nannyof9 on July 16 14:30

I can't believe the corset! Poor lad. They all seem to be wearing one item of bondage gear - perhaps they pinched a bit off La Price. Actually, they look a bit like extras from Matthew Bourne's Swan Lake troupe. They're nifty dancers - too good for this twaddle.
Comment by Tracey on July 16 14:31

Can only think that for those who consider themselves her fans they regard her as a real-life version of a Barbie/Sindy doll - they enjoy watching her try her hand at just about everything without caring at all if she's actually any good.

Let's count the Jordan/Barbie/Sindy lives:
Jordan the model
Jordan the horsewoman
Jordan and the boyfriend
Jordan the writer
Jordan and her husband & marriage extravaganza
Jordan the pop singer
Jordan the mother
Jordan and the divorce
Jordan the reality tv star
Jordan and the new boyfriend/marriage/blessing
Jordan and her plastic surgery crisis
Jordan and her falling out with ex-friends

etc, etc, etc


Comment by Linda on July 16 14:32

you go girl, i think she was good , ok the shoes were a little bit high but hav,nt we all made that mistake.she is what u get and see, very entertaining.good song
Comment by angie houghton on July 16 14:41

The best laugh I've had in weeks!! The poodle-parlour hairdo and the fluffy jacket completes the full-on idiot look. Wonderful!!!!
Comment by Marie on July 16 14:52

The woman has no talent please stop putting her in the tv!
Comment by G Collins on July 16 14:58

Ah, you just can makes this stuff up! She cant sing or dance...and whats worse is she cant even lip sync! Ouch!
Again..Again..!!
Comment by Simone on July 16 14:58

I thought it was quite good and think this is probably telling pete in her way
I feel people may not like her but her and pete made a great pair
Comment by yvonne parsons on July 16 15:03

Very painful to watch, stopped before the end.
Comment by Christine Lightowlers on July 16 15:08

looked like the kind of peformance my gran does to get a laugh
Comment by jules on July 16 15:17

OH MY GAWD!
Comment by Starbrite on July 16 16:13

That is totally Priceless - pun intended!
Comment by Celine on July 16 16:38

something tells me that she is trying to outsmart Pete! not a chance but take away all that muck and make up she can at least sing better than Posh and those horrible X Factor contestants
Comment by Moira on July 16 16:40

What a prized eejit!!!! Total public humiliation. But, oh so hilariously funny. I feel sorry for Alex Reid.
Comment by Elaine on July 16 16:46

time to retire Jordan your running out of things to do.what are you going to do next my life as an OAP just to keep in the lime light
Comment by Leanda Payne on July 16 16:51

Thanks for cheering me up on a friday after work. That was hilarious and what about the new romantic vampire look?
Comment by karen on July 16 17:15

Shocking! Not bad singing but very wooden routine and the poor male dancers...!
Comment by Sam on July 16 17:17

Omg, she looks & sounds ridiculous. Why does she embarrasing herself so much, leave the singing to the professionals like Peter, at least he has a lot of talent.
Comment by Sue on July 16 17:26

It's like she's taking her breasts for a walk...
Comment by Helen on July 16 18:13

Shes just desprate for more fame, more money and for everyone to love her. Shes trying to look 20 when she looks 55! She needs to wake up, marrying alex big mistake, her trying to sing a mistake, and that make up and fakeness just ditch then maybe the public may start to like her again. She use to be nice, now shes the defenition of fake!
Comment by LadyK on July 16 18:48

Bad singing, such a lame video, LOL
Comment by jennifer on July 16 18:59

As long as she sticks to miming and doesn't try to sing live, my ears are happy! Still, I wonder what the name of the song is? Oh, could it be "Free to love again?" There doesn't seem to be any other words in the song!!
Comment by Lucy on July 16 19:04

Make ittttttttttt stoppppppppppppppp!!!!! Am so gonna have big bird nightmares now!
Comment by Angel on July 16 19:59

That woman is so embarrassing.She obviously has no standards whatsoever. Cheap and tacky as usual ,is my comment.
Comment by shirley on July 16 20:08

Are there anymore lyrics? She repeated herself the whole song and I doubt it was live!
Comment by Laura on July 16 20:09

OMG - there is nothing real remaining! Get this woman off our TVs screens, out of our magazines and off the planet. It wasn't cringeworthy it was another pathetic attack against a dignified ex - get a grip woman and GO!
Comment by Nic on July 16 20:19

what a shame. a few years back she was the woman with everything. now she is just bitchy and embarrassing.she needs another pete
Comment by fairycatpants on July 16 20:37

Seriously? That was terrible but hilarious, she looks rediculous.
Comment by Yaz & Kaam on July 16 20:48

Its not desperate and still sounds like an 80s Pete Waterman song ala young Kylie.
To the comment re the one line over and repeated ..there are songs out at moment doing the very selfsame thingy ..nowt new!!!
Clothes were asinine and dancing very selfconcious but I bet it gets played in the clubs... Ive heard far far far worse!!!!
Comment by anon on July 16 21:03

I try so hard not to let KP wind me up on the basis she is so insignificant... but you know what I just can't help it - OMG this is a bad bad joke!!!
Comment by Jo on July 16 21:20

thinks every1 needs 2 bk off n give her a break,at least she trys n gives it her all,well done katie hun xx
Comment by victoria on July 16 21:22

She used to look quite nice, now she has turned into a parody of a tranny. Very funny tho'. She can barely get her eyes open with the weight of all the mascara.
Comment by Liz on July 16 21:56

Is this supposed to be yet another kick in the teeth to Peter Andre. The whole I-don't-care-about-him-but-I'm-trying-to-get-him-to-notice-me thing is now really quite boring and ridiculous, only making her desperate attempt at lip synching while making those moves that shouldn't be seen away from her bedroom mirror (as that is obviously all the preparation she did), make her look a tad pathetic. What is she actually getting out of this? Was creating this single worth it?
Comment by Lorraine on July 17 01:20

Oh dear. Dance routine looks like something I remember seeing the 12 year olds do at the school disco in the 80's (hers, not the backing dancers, theirs is just wrong). Needs a bit more practice lipsyncing in front of the mirror with the hairbrush. Maybe she let the kids style her and do the choreography, has to be the only explanation, unless she is preggers again and having some kind of weird involved pregnancy complications?
Comment by Lynette on July 17 08:37

Can Katie Price sink any lower??? She is just one big joke and if she thinks she can ever be a credible artist she is seriously mistaken. Get off our screens Katie and crawl back under the hole you came out of!! Go Team Andre!!
Comment by Claire Robson on July 17 10:18

Brilliant stuff Katie. Like it. Like it. Like it.
Comment by poshpot on July 17 14:12

AA joke! she cant sing, cant mine and she is soooooo much prettier without all that black make up. Come on Katie, you've made your millions now. Stop trying too hard!
Comment by kaye on July 17 16:22

The guys look as if there are turning into Warewolfs with their fake sideburns. So funny!!
Comment by Aniela on July 17 16:30

Can't sing, can't dance, can't even mime, can you guess.... can't stand her!
Comment by Fran on July 17 19:44

HAHAHAH soo funny.. poor katie, she really has no clue.. tbh poor kids.. this is her legacy.. :S
Comment by lija on July 17 22:32

Oh.My.God Like a horror movie-you don't want to look but can't tear your eyes away. The poor girl thinks she looks good and sings well
Comment by Nina on July 17 22:41

Dear god, what is going on with her hair????
Comment by Jen on July 18 09:45

Oh dear god-she's looking more like a she-male every time I see her.Poor misguided,misinformed and talentless girl.Hopefully someone soon will have the balls to tell her that she can't sing,dance or entertain and to stick to making us laugh in other ways i.e writing her atrocious novels...not that I've yet had the pleasure lol.My 5 yr old daughter has watched that vid in horror-she's now quite traumatised.......
Comment by Becky on July 18 16:06

You're well out of it Pete - what an embarrasing mess - the woman should be made to read every one of these comments and then retire from our sight.
Comment by Janet G on July 19 16:05

It took her about 100 attempts to get it right at the recording studio. She is getting sadder by the day.
Comment by dacon719 on July 19 18:10

Awful, awful, awful - but so funny, funny, funny.
Did her kids get her dressed and put her makeup on?
LMAO!
Comment by Robc601 on July 23 13:44

Haha, she's not even trying to cover up the lip-syncing.
Comment by Michael on July 23 14:09

LOL, V Funny. Gave me a giggle. Think she'll be the whacky old woman pushing the trolley in her scarf and rollers, talking to herself one day. Sad, very sad...
Comment by Jo on July 23 17:03