A £28k a year ‘sex toy reviewer’ job actually exists, and they’ll even throw in unlimited holiday

Unlimited holiday

Given how many members of the British public own a sex toy (spoiler alert, it’s a lot), we imagine that more people than may care to admit would love a job that would allow them to stay at home and masturbate for money.

Well, if you’re one of those people then you’re in luck, as London-based sex toy brand LoveWoo is on the hunt for an ‘official sex toy reviewer’ (imagine that as your job title on LinkedIn). Unfortunately it’s not quite as easy as just waking up and pleasuring yourself, though.

In your new role as Official Sex Toy Reviewer, your job will be to hunt out the best of the best sex toys by thoroughly testing them out, because of course, LoveWoo will deliver a range of products direct to your front door. You will then give your personal recommendations for how the products could be improved, as well explaining what about the product makes it orgasm-inducing.

‘But what are the perks?, we hear you cry! As well as getting a whole host of sex toys, and given that the majority of British women find sex toys more satisfying than their sexual partner we’d say that’s a pretty big perk, the job also helpfully allows you to work from home for two days a week.

Other benefits include unlimited holiday, a staff retreat for three days each year, a day off for your birthday, a discounted gym membership and private healthcare. Anyone else kind of tempted to apply?

The job pays £28k per year and to apply you need only send in a sample sex toy review as well as your CV or a video application telling LoveWoo about yourself and why you’d be make a great sex toy reviewer.

BRB, just setting up the camera.

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