13 Of Brad Pitt’s Greatest Movie Lines

Happy birthday to the beautiful Brad Pitt - even in his 50s, he's still looking pretty great, right? Here's our rundown of his best movie lines of all time. (This is in no way just an excuse to perve on him btw...)

1. ‘Welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club!’ Tyler Durden, Fight Club



2. ‘Careful Bill, you’ll give yourself a heart attack and ruin my vacation.’ Joe Black, Meet Joe Black


3. ‘Well now, I’ve always believed that if done properly, armed robbery doesn’t have to be a totally unpleasant experience.’ JD, Thelma and Louise


4. ‘Now, I don’t know about y’all, but I sure as hell didn’t come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a fuckin’ air-o-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. Nazis ain’t got no humanity. They’re the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin’, mass murderin’ maniac and they need to be destroyed.’ Aldo Raine, Inglorious Basterds


5. ‘You can be as mad as a mad dog at the way things went. You could swear, curse the fates, but when it comes to the end, you have to let go.’ Benjamin Button, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button


6. ‘Hey stupid! Yeah, you. Glad to see you know your name, you dumb shit!’ Jesse James, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford


7. ‘Forgive me if I have a lingering respect for life.’ Louis de Pointe du Lac, Interview with the Vampire


8. ‘When your enemy’s making mistakes, don’t interrupt him.’ Billy Beane, Moneyball


9. ‘I’ll tell you a secret. Something they don’t teach you in your temple. The Gods envy us. They envy us because we’re mortal, because any moment might be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we’re doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again.’ Achilles, Troy


10. ‘Option A: You talk, we listen, no pain. Option B: You don’t talk, I remove your thumbs with my pliers, it will hurt. Option C: I like to vary the details a bit but the punchline is… you die.’ John Smith, Mr and Mrs Smith

11. ‘Your shame will be your torture, and your torture will be your life. I wish it long.’ Heinrich Harrer, Seven Years in Tibet

12. ‘Because you love her, I will forgive that, ONCE! Say that again, and you are no longer my brother.’ Tristan Ludlow, Legends of the Fall


13. Rusty Ryan (Brad Pitt): ‘Are you scared?’. Linus Caldwell (Matt Damon): ‘Are you suicidal?’. Rusty Ryan (Brad Pitt): ‘Only in the morning.’ Ocean’s 11.






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