No need for botox

Posted by Lindsey Cole at 23:11 on 16 Feb 2010

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I've never considered botox or cosmetic surgery. I'm quite a believer of aging gracefully, let the wrinkles crinkle. Every line tells a tale.Look at Helen Mirren, how wonderfully wise and beautiful. Today, however, I had a taste of botox gone wrong, unintentionally.  I got to feel how people looked at Leslie Ash and Meg Ryan when they underwent their vanity surgery, which didn't go to plan. I didn't go under the knife though or fly off to somewhere in Eastern Europe to save the pennies on a good cheap lip pump. I got my juicy pout free of charge here in Egypt, in my tent, in the middle of the night.
I woke up with the sense that someone had played "pin the cumberland sausage on Lindsey's mouth." Even the security guards, where we camped last night, commented on my trout pout. It's nearly 24 hours since the big sting and they still haven't gone down.
So, calling all girls on a budget, if you're looking for a pucker pout catch a mozzie and stab your lips. It's free of charge and relatively pain free.

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