Experiment One is Off.

Posted by Lucy Robinson at 16:55 on 12 Feb 2010

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Further to my announcement on Wednesday regarding Experiment One, it is with regret that I must now inform you of its cancellation.

Why? Oh, I'll tell you why, dear Reader.

Me/Him: blah blah blah, low-level e-flirting, blah blah blah

Him: So do you want to go for a drink then?

Me: Yeah, go on.

Him: Just so you know, I'm not looking for anything serious. I don't mean I'm looking for a one night stand, I just know that women of a certain age tend to be looking for husbands so I felt I should warn you that marriage isn't on my radar at the moment.

I haven't replied because there is simply no point. There is nothing to say to a man like this. Instead I am going to go out, RIGHT NOW, to get drunk with my nice, normal, sane friends, lest my fingers slip and I tell this absolute scrotum of a man what he can do with his radar. 

Yours, angrily,

Lucy.

WHO IN CASE ANYONE HAD FORGOTTEN IS TWENTY NINE AND DOES NOT WANT A FRIGGING HUSBAND.

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