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Bus trials

Posted by Tom Gormer at 14:19 on 26 Feb 2009

Double decker bus

This morning on my bus (the 149 from Dalston to London Bridge) I was surrounded by a complete set of what can be described as annoying people.

*The girl who ate a banana in a really common and disgusting way.

*The woman who was old and drunk and who fell off the bus with her shopping trolley.

*The man who pushed onto the bus, not letting anyone off and who was carrying two (TWO!) suitcases.

*The student (I'm not against students, fyi) who spent the 50 minutes that I was on said bus TALKING REALLY LOUDLY AND ANNOYINGLY - YAH YAH YAH ETC.

*The girl who got on the bus and fought her way through the crowd to stand as close to me as she possibly could and basically invaded my personal space.

ALL of this has put me in a very bad mood. And I wasn’t in the best moods anyway as last night I VEGETABLE PEELED OFF the top of my thumb.

Poor me.

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