Celebrity WhatsApp Groups We Really Hope Exist In Real Life

Lucy Pavia

'How's the wind-down going, B? We should get some golf in the diary'

You've probably got five or six WhatsApp groups on your phone which you tap into regularly for family updates, weekend plans or just to share another LOLcat video with your closest pals. So there's little doubt that A-listers' phones have their very own sets of WhatsApp groups too. But who is on them and what exactly do they chat about? Here's seven which we really hope exist.

1) WhatsApp group name
:
Illuminatis

Members: Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, Jay-Z, Beyonce


Beyonce: 'You guys free to come round for dinner Tuesday? J's making fajitas'

Kim: 'Sounds good, think we're free aren't we, Kan?'

Kanye: 'DO YOU HAVE DESSERT YET'

Beyonce: 'I think we'll just order in'

Kanye: 'MY CHEESECAKE IS THE BEST CHEESECAKE OF ALL TIME. DON'T BE MAD AT THE TRUTH.'

Beyonce: 'That's... great'

Kanye: 'I STAND WITH THE UPMOST HUMILITY. LET'S FIGHT FOR THE FUTURE.'

Kim: 'Kan wants to make make this new cheesecake recipe he found :-)'

Kanye: 'WE JUST NEED THE SHOT TO CREATE LIVE BREATHE'

Kim: 'What time do you want us?'


2) WhatsApp group name: Kim Can't Know

Members: Kendall, Kylie, Khloe, Kris, Kourtney

Kendall: 'We need to do something about this Twitter thing'

Kourtney: 'What's he done now?'

Kendall: 'Something about women wearing blazers and the government using toothpaste to spy on us'

Kylie: 'It was totally weird'

Kendall: 'Also, I literally wore a blazer and sweatpants last week.... thanx BRO'

Kris: 'This could really damage the Sonic Powersmile campaign I'm closing with Kourtney.'

Kendall: 'Can someone have a word with Kim? Take away his phones?'

Khloe: 'She already did. He was on his iPad.'

Kris: 'I thought she took that away too?'

Khloe: 'He's got four'

Kris: 'Broke, my ass'


3) WhatsApp group name: West Wing lolz

Members: Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton

Barack: 'OMFG did you see what Donald was saying this weekend?'

Hillary: 'Suicidal. It's like he's working ON my campaign. Tempted to nip off to Hawaii and let this whole thing run and run'

Bill: 'How's the wind-down going, B? We should get some golf in the diary.'

Barack: 'I can't wait. I am so over this Oval Office shiz.'

Bill: 'I hear you. At this point even the car stops being fun.'

Hillary: 'Thanks guys...'


4) WhatsApp group name: Crown Jewels

Members: Kate, William, Charles, Camilla, Harry

Camilla: 'Lovely job opening those squash courts the other day! C and I thought that flowery dress was very fetching K.'

Kate: 'Even though I wore it once before in August 2011 apparently. FML.'

Charles: 'Don't worry, I've written a long letter to the editor of the Times to let him know I'm not happy about that particular comment.'

Harry: 'I thought you looked hot ;)'

William: 'Stop'

Kate: 'Thanks everyone. Look, George has a new wave!'

[VIDEO]

Harry: 'I taught him a better one last weekend'

William: 'I know, he tested it on the archbishop. Thanks for that.'


5) Name of group: #SquadGoals

Taylor Swift, Lily Aldridge, Selena Gomez, Jaime King

Taylor: 'Are we all comfortable with the dress code for Friday?'

Selena: 'All black?'

Taylor: 'Yes. And I'll be wearing all gold.'

Lily: 'My stylist got me a navy Heidi Klein jumpsuit. That OK?'

Taylor: 'Not sure that will go with the theme tbh...'

Lily: 'Really? OK... black it is.'

Selena: 'We can do colour on the shoes, right?'

Taylor: 'I think black head-to-toe will look cleaner when we all step out together.'

Jamie: 'I have some black slingbacks you can borrow, babe :)'

Taylor: 'Perfect! Was thinking order-wise I'll go out first with Selena, then Lily and Jamie follow on. Then a group pic. All good? Love you girls!'


6) WhatsApp group name: Maaaaaate

Members: Cara Delevingne, Jourdan Dunn, Suki Waterhouse

Cara: 'MAAAAAAAATE!'

Suki: 'MAAAAAAAATE!'

Jourdan: 'MAAAAAATE!'

Cara: 'BUDDDDIIEEEEEE!'

Suki: 'BUDDIEEEEEE!'

Jourdan: 'BUDDIEEEEEEE!'

Suki: 'Last night = epico. We need an acronymn!!'

Jourdan: 'CSJ???'

Suki: 'Yeah CSJ!!'

Jourdan: '#CSJ'

Suki: 'Cara what you reckon?'

Cara: 'Cute'

Jourdan: 'Cool I'll post a TBT. Cara, Suki you too?'

Suki: 'Sure!'

Cara: 'Oooh actually...'

Jourdan: 'What?'

Cara: 'Not sure I can right now guys...'

Suki: 'Y not?'

Cara: 'Kendall and I already have the whole CaKe thing. Could get confusing if we do another one... Maybe next year?'

Jourdan: '.....'

Cara: 'LOVE YOU THOUGH BUDDIES!'

Suki has left the group


7) WhatsApp group name: Today I'm Wearing

Members: Harper Beckham, North West, Blue Ivy

North: 'Guys tell me honestly. Was the faux fur jacket too much last weekend? I'm just looking at the pap pics on Getty and I'm worried it was.'

Blue: 'No it was great!'

North: 'Really? Thing is Roberto sent it to me as a personal gift and I thought it'd be awks not to wear once, you know? But now I'm thinking it was a bit... muppety?'

Blue: 'No seriously don't worry you looked great.'

North: 'OK cool thanks! Maybe I'll give it another go this weekend.'

Blue: 'Do it!'

North: 'Cool. Harper you agree?'

Harper: 'Um... you want my opinion honestly honestly?'

North: 'Yes'

Harper: 'I did think it was a little too much'

North: 'OK'

Harper: 'Sorry'

North: 'No no that's OK.'

Harper: 'Remember what I was saying before about looking in the mirror before you go out the door. Then taking off at least one thing. That's your outfit. Mum says hi BTW.'

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