Boob masks are a thing and you’re actually going to want one

Or two

There are days when I feel like the world is against me. My hair looks like a bird has been nesting in it all night, I can’t pull together an outfit to save myself and my skin feels like shit. And if I’m really lucky, a day like this will fall on some grand event where I’m expected to look like I could give Angelina Jolie a run for her money. Pffft… yeah, right.

The only thing that can really bring me back to life is one of the trusty sheet masks I keep in my bathroom cabinet or desk drawer. Ten solid minutes of hydration can change everything (plus, I enjoy sitting at my desk looking like Michael from Halloween). I honestly can’t sing their praises loud enough. They’re the bomb.

But, they may be superseded by a new kid on the block soon, namely boob masks. Yeah, you read that right. You can now give your ta ta’s 10 minutes of hydration too. And the best part is, they work to slow down the ageing process of the skin on your chest.

‘Why do you I need that?’ I hear you ask.

Well, want to know why French women can still wear a plunging neckline at the age of 70? Because they pay attention to their décolletage from the age of 12! Some of us never even slather a body moisturiser there. But the problem is, this area contains less sebaceous glands and limited melanocytes (cells that give colour to your skin and protect it from UV rays) – so damage is more easily done here than anywhere else.

Hopefully these genius firming masks will make their way over to the UK stat, so we can give our breasts the best, but if you happen to be over in the US any time soon, make sure you buy and try – you won’t be sorry. Some will even make you feel sexy AF!

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